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‘SNL’ Parodies Fox News’ Election Coverage: ‘Under Obama’s Watch We Lost the King of Pop’
By PoliJAM | November 9, 2009
Share ThisGRETA VAN SUSTEREN (KRISTEN WIIG): Why did the Obama era end so quickly?
BRIT HUME (WILL FORTE): Well Greta, he had 10 months, 10 month in office, yet he could not find the time to fix the greatest economic collapse in modern times or even win one of the two wars he inherited.
KARL ROVE (BOBBY MOYNIHAN): Let’s not forget that it was under his watch that we lost the King of Pop.
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SHEPPARD SMITH (BILL HADER): It’s official Greta: No he can’t!
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GLENN BECK (JASON SUDEIKIS): You know, I couldn’t sleep Tuesday night because in my neighborhood people were pouring into the street and honking their horns in celebration of the return of freedom. They were screaming and yelling and banging on garbage cans, letting their neighbors know its safe to come out – that loving America is legal again.
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GRETA: So there you have it. A night where the country forever shifted from the left to the right. — So to summarize, Obama loses the — election.
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